Well, not face to face.
Through a window. It was an open window, but there was a screen.
Oh, and I was like, 30 feet away. Or more.
But still!
I had a terrifying encounter!
With a creature so fearsome, so utterly ferocious, so full of sharp pointy teeth!
That I ran away.
To grab my camera.
"Awwwwww! A cute widdle bunny wabbit!"
That's exactly what he wants you to think!
"Don't mind me, I'm just a cute widdle bunny wabbit. Heh heh heh."
"Oh, and don't worry about locking your doors at night.
I promise I won't try to get in and eat your firstborn. BWA HA HA HA!"
He knew I was watching him the whole time. He bounced around, watching me watching him, and then he disappeared into my rhubarb patch. As if to say "Next time you walk outside, you better be careful... I could be hiding in the rhubarb patch."
At least, that's what I deciphered from his subtle little nose wiggling.
I didn't sleep last night.
So have a good weekend everybody! Try not to let the rabbits bite you! They have sharp pointy teeth!
They are evil. Didn't you watch Lenard?
ReplyDeleteThe white ones are the devil's children.
Have fun camping! I am jealous!
Now, girl, I know you're right. I know this because I used to work with wabbits. Three hundred of them. I put stickers on some of the cages that read, "CAUTION: Evil Rabbit".
ReplyDeleteDid you know rabbits can growl?
I see me on your blogroll, thanks for the love!
Beware the "sharp, pointy teeth!"
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Hilarious.