Saturday, January 8

Project 358!

Because I'm way too late to do Project 365.
Adeena, you win. I'm going to do it. I totally blame you for this picture, because the baby was sleeping and I was making supper and putting away dishes and folding laundry and then I remembered "Oh noes I have to take a picture of something!" and then the only thing I could think of was some kind of self portrait. 

SO I BLAME YOU.

Oh sweet Georgia I need an emergency eyebrow wax...... Golly goodness. (btw my new years resolution was to stop swearing so %$#& much)



Those are my eyeballs. 

And my oh-so-scary hairy eyebrows, which thank goodness are blond -in other words not very visible- or else I think your eyeballs would hold a mutiny and leap out of their sockets. "Aahhhhhhhgh! We prefer deeeeeath!" {That's them screaming on the way down... if you didn't know.}

Do you see those scars on my forehead, just above my eyebrows? "Aaahhhhgh!" Yes, yes, I know. Anyway, my brother is the one that scarred me! My beautiful, beautiful face! He threw a block of wood at my head. I don't remember why.... likely because I took a block of WOOD to the face! Der.

I think it was accidental, at least that's what he said. I'm willing to believe that.... this time.

I do have a point to all this! My forehead is scarred for life. My eyebrows are scary. You looking at them put your eyeballs in danger, and at the very least scarred your psyche. I'm sorry for scarring you for life like Matt scarred me. Or something. Actually, no, I'm not. 

I don't know if I have the resolve to keep at this project, but I'll do my darndest. And I promise, no more scary eyebrow pictures. 

.........maybe

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2 comments:

  1. I have scary eyebrows and I own a wax pot. It takes time to do the little stuff.

    Mean brothers who scar should be pinched.

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  2. Yay!! I'm so glad you caved!!

    Even if your first picture is of scary non-waxed eyebrows. :P

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